We had a very excellent trip to the
Coachella Valley, where I raced the 2013 World Championship 24 Hour
Timetrial. We had a lot of surprises (good and bad, as ever) along
the way, and lived to tell this tale.
The race had a Friday evening start. We
got to Thermal in good order, leaving just after work on Wednesday,
and arriving just before dark on Thursday with a good load of
groceries. We'd scoped out a pretty nice campground which was perfect
for hanging out in The Red Pearl. Pearl had auspiciously turned over
100,000 miles on the Grapevine, which we duly noted and celebrated.
She was running like a champ.
Dinner was chicken and salad and
baguette under the stars, and we turned in early. After an incredibly
good night's sleep, we woke up, showered, and started down the list.
Bikes detailed - check. Lights – check. Car systems: heating,
cooling, lights, music – check. Clothing, glasses, helmet, shoes –
check, check, check, and check. When we ran out of thing to check, we
headed up toward Mecca to get final supplies (ice, gas, pizza) and to
kill a little time before the pre-race meeting.
In the spirit of “killing time”, we
stopped in at Brown's Date Garden – a cute little out-of-the-way
place that's right on the race course. The sign at the road said that
they were open 9-4. We rolled up a slightly dusty driveway and peeked
in the screen door. People came out of the back, apparently quite
surprised to see us – they were just getting the place ready as a
retail storefront. What followed was a very thorough and gracious
“tour” of the facility, followed by the opportunity to taste
varietal dates. After we'd made our selection the proprietress asked
us where we were from. We started in with our standard, “Oh, Arcata
– it's a tiny town WAAAAY up north, almost Oregon, you've probably
never heard of it...”. What ensued was a 20 minute reminisce on the
“old days” - both she and her husband and Bill had been at HSU in
the 1970's. Her husband had been on the football team, and do you
remember getting “fog passes” at the drive-in, and did we know
any Sundbergs? (Of course – Bill works for a company that deals
with every contractor in the county...) Yes,
sports fans – there is probably precisely ONE date grower in the
Coachella Valley who's got a tie to Humboldt County, and that's where
we landed. Go figure.
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| The lady in the back ("Little Donna") sold us our dates |
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| Sign at road. Eat Local! |
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| Dates Are Great!! |
Except.
About a mile down the road, 10 miles from the checkin, the
engine...stopped. As though it was out of gas. I got us
semi-gracefully perched off the road. By the time I had my blinkers
on, and Bill was reaching for the door handle, the first police
officer had arrived. I'm guessing that being stranded and alone in
the desert doesn't end well. We explained the situation, and Bill
hitched a ride with some locals back to the gas station to start
finding help. Within minutes, the second officer arrived. He offered
to stay with me, which I figured was overkill. Then he headed back to
the gas station to verify that Bill hadn't expired and was actually
finding help, and came back to the spot of the foul to let me know
that, indeed, against what must've appeared to the officer to be long
odds, Bill had been able to make a couple of calls and help was on
the way. Then he offered, again,
to stay until Bill got back. I told him I would be fine.
I did
the two things that I could think of to do mechanically: I checked
the oil (it was fine) and the fuel pump relay (it looked fine, but
who can tell, really?). That left me to bag up the slices of pizza
and the mountain of dates (we bought a 12-pound box 'cause they were
SO GOOD), drink three bottles of water, pee, and fuss. Just about the
time I figured I might as well take a quick nap, Bill showed up,
having gotten a ride from the Guths, who were headed for the start
line as well. Not far behind him was the mechanic guy in his pickup
truck. I did not get his name, but I'll call him Angel. That's what
was tattooed on his right arm in what I swear were 8” tall letters,
owing to the sheer size of the canvas. Angel mainly works on big
rigs, but he's happy to moonlight. He has me crank the engine
(nothing). Again (nothing). He makes a couple of noises, grabs some
tools and a gas can. We explain that we just fueled. Like – JUST
fueled. Undeterred, Angel detaches the air filter and hands it to
Bill. Bill wants to do something – ANYTHING – useful, so he
methodically whacks the filter to remove dust while Angel dumps gas
into the engine. “Crank it!” (vrooom-vroom-sputter). He adds more
gas. “Crank it!” (vroom-vroom-sputter). “OK”, he says. “It's
your fuel pump.” He winks at me: “Mexican diagnostics, ma'am”.
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| Not actual arm. Not actual tattoo. Not actual size. Not even close. |
Well, when the car
initially sputtered to a stop, I figured that the worst case,
literally, was a fuel pump. That would require a part, and it was
Friday afternoon, and we're in the middle of nowhere, and the local
cops already fear for our lives, and...well, you get the picture.
This is where Angel grows his wings. After a long ten minutes of
phone conversations with several different folks, Angel agreed to tow
us to the race start. His tow truck was not going to work (remember,
it's for big rigs, so it's too wide), so he attached a tow strap to
the Astro and off we roll behind his pickup truck. By now it's a bit
after 3:00, so we're right on schedule (I guess...)
Arriving
at an ultradistance race with your crew vehicle towed to the start
behind a pickup truck is certainly memorable - just not
confidence-inspiring. Factor in the distance we'd traveled, the fact
that this ended up being essentially my ONLY race this year, and that
it was Worlds, and – well, I was inclined to feel sorry for myself.
As we got closer to the start – at Oasis Elementary – I was
amazed at the sheer number and variety of cars that were lining 74th
street, and the buzz of traffic. Then I saw the orange semi truck
marked “FOOD BANK” and the line of people snaking down the side
of the school, and I remembered how lucky I am to have all of these
problems. The actual race was going on around the corner. Angel towed
us to a perfect parking spot and we parted ways. If
you'd like to read a little bit about the people who live in the
environment I was riding through, look here.
I stepped out of
the van and into my “normal”. Packet pickup. Portapotties.
Inspection. Old friends, people I know by reputation, others.
Swapping stories. Didn't even bother having the van inspected as it
wasn't going anywhere fast. Bill loaned our spare lights to a team
who was struggling with theirs. We put together a drop bag that the
race organizers would have ready for me 60 and 180 miles into the
race. Having a drop bag isn't nearly as nice as having Bill right
behind me with light and music and all the good things that a van can
provide, but it will just have to do. It's not like I can't ride by
myself, after all – though I do wonder casually what odds those
policemen would lay on a middle-aged lady making it back alive, out
by herself on a bike all night. Drop bag highlights were pizza, Boost
(chocolate flavor), honey stinger chews, water bottles, and caffeine
gum. In retrospect I should probably have put more stuff in the drop
bag.
I decided that in
the interests of time I would forgo clothing changes, which meant
that what I wore would have to be pretty adaptable to temperatures
from 50 to 80F. In the end I left every one of my lovingly-selected
pink jerseys in the van, and went for the long-sleeved capilene T
that I'd gotten at the Badwater 135. That and a pair of light capri
leggings would have to do. I considered tossing a jacket in the drop
bag, but abandoned that idea: the only time I would be tempted to
pull the jacket on would be at the 180 mile mark, and by that time we
would be just a couple hours from sunup. And why waste time over just
a couple hours of being just a little cold? In theory I would
be going fast enough to stay warm down to 50 degrees.
Being
immersed in the start line hub-bub always makes me feel a lot better,
but all this time, the huge, unavoidable fact of the dead fuel pump
in the Astro kept rolling around in the back of my head. My math said
that Bill might be
able to actually speak with someone who might order
the part Saturday morning, and it would take a full day to arrive
from (wherever parts come from down here – LA?) After that, it
would take a miracle to get someone to work on it on a Sunday, and we
could take off Sunday night....if we were lucky. If not – gaaaah. I
just started a new job a couple of weeks ago. My new coworkers are
supportive of and slightly amused by my cycling excesses at this
point, but if unforeseen circumstances stretch out my 5-day weekend
any further, who knows?
I did my best to
stay focused on matters at hand. Not knowing many of the people
there, I semi-randomly picked three rabbits to chase. I figured that
my BEST rabbit, was, appropriately, Mick Walsh, (Furnace Creek totem:
Irish Hare). Mick had added just a drop of gasoline to my fire when
he mentioned that it was weird to be at a race where a 400-mile day
would be not-so-great. Hey– it is NEVER easy, or a given, to bag
400 in a day. Too many things can get screwed up. Like...a fuel pump.
Then it hit me like a ton of bricks just how lucky we were that the
fuel pump expired when it did. What if it had been, say, 80 miles
into the race? Yuck.
Pre-race
meeting, just as it's getting dark. One burning question for me was
the Border Patrol checkpoint: what would happen there? When we'd
pre-ridden the course in September (on our long and winding bike/van
camping tour of California), I'd been stopped for a couple of
minutes. Since I showed up without a drivers' license (oops – it
was in the van!) I got to answer some extra, special questions, just
to make sure that I wasn't trying to sneak into the US on a pink
recumbent bike. Fred has warned the Border Patrol that we're coming,
so in theory we should be waved through with only a minimal stop, but
he's not guaranteeing anything – so we should definitely carry ID.
Actually, I did get waved through both times without a
holdup, which was nice.
6:05 – we're off!
They did a wave start, and I was in the last wave. I try to remember
my detailed notes about the road surface, and maybe I do,
subliminally. There's a sliver of moon, which I know will disappear
later at night. Knowing the surface really helps since I'm running a
little less light than some folks, to preserve battery life – about
200 lumen. At that rate I'll go all night, no problem. Plus there is
plenty of ambient light from the cars of my fellow racers – at
times, too much. The scene at the major stoplight (where 66th
crosses Highway 86) is pretty intense: racers and vehicles all over
the road trying to get a jump on the light. Unencumbered by needing
to stay with my vehicle, I sailed through that pretty well, and then
had to pick my way through the field as folks were sorting themselves
out on the other side.
After that, just a
lot of smooth, flat racing until we reached Calipatria. Mainly
there's a good shoulder and there are areas of excellent pavement. I
pass the campground where we stayed last night. It seems to take
forever to get to Niland, where the road turns a bit before the quick
run into Calipatria. I move over for the occasional passing vehicle,
including, to my self-amusement, the trains. I'm pretty sure I didn't
HAVE to move over for the trains – if I did, someone was having a
way worse day than I was – but it was just ingrained. Every so
often I pass someone, who may or may not pass me back as they gain
steam after a pit stop. In the dark it's surprisingly hard to tell
who's who, but I figure loosely that I'm in the upper middle third of
the race – not bad. We can get some hard data at the end of the
lap.
When I get to the
clock tower in Calipatria, Fred himself is staffing the drop bag
site. I did a quick forage – swapped a water bottle, snagged a
Boost and a bag of chewies, and shoved off. Need to make this a quick
stop because I have a matter of importance to deal with down the
road....
There is an actual
Highway Rest Area on 111 between Calipatria and the turnoff at
Rutherford Road, but it is on the wrong side of the street, so we're
not going there. Rutherford Road is off the beaten path and will have
to do. I can see blinking lights a ways up, where other racers have
made the turn – reassuring me that I did not miss it. There are
signs marking the turns but you'd have to know they're there for them
to be helpful.
Rougherford Road
(ooh, was that a Freudian slip?) is a truly Humboldt-worthy piece of
pavement: rough, unpredictable, no fog line, no center line. The moon
has just set, so it's really dark. That's great for my purposes,
though: “Piss on Rutherford Road!” is my mid-lap rallying cry.
There were race
staff marking the turn onto Bannister with bright lights and great
enthusiasm – a very welcome sight. After Bannister, almost no
navigation, so I was feeling pretty good.
I got back to the
start line in just over 6:30 – a little slower than I'd hoped, but
all things considered, not too bad. About 5 minutes behind the Guth
2x team, which I thought was pretty nifty. Tanked up, more Boost,
quick stop at the porta, and off for round 2...which was much like
the first lap, except that there were WAY fewer cars, and it was
light toward the end. One of the absolute highlights of the second
lap was the number and intensity of the shooting stars that I saw.
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| Not actually taken during the race. But shooting stars, palm trees, and water...you get the idea. |
The guy at the
Calipatria outpost (mercifully Fred didn't have to stay there all
night!) said that I was something like 8th or 9th,
which perked me up a bit. It had seemed at times like I was riding
through molasses. I knew I was a bit slower but I couldn't find much
motivation to do anything about it: no car, no music, nobody
particularly close ahead or behind, and I was probably running just a
bit low on fuel. I reached into my bag of tricks for some caffeine
gum, and I managed to spill it before I got it down. Crap. That's
okay, only 50 miles until I can get some more....
I arrived back at
the start finish a bit after 7:30 – later than I wished, but
earlier than I feared. Making the last turn onto Harrison, Mick
passes me. I had no idea that he'd been one of the racers I'd passed
in the night. With a 3 minute difference between us, I'm still ahead
of him – sort of – when we get to the start/finish. There's the
motivation I need! Bill sprang to life and took care of the stuff I
needed: food, drink, daytime glasses. Now it was time to hit the
short loop, which I would do for the rest of the time.
The short loop is
even flatter than the long loop, but there are complications –
specifically, DOGS. There is one area where the race officials
actually marshalled folks through since there wasn't any way to
restrain the dogs. I figured that eventually they would wear out (the
dogs, not the officials!). I was right.
On Saturday
morning, an organized century ride is using part of our route (66th
street). The first lap I encountered them, the riders were fresh and
fast – passing them was quite a challenge. Every succeeding lap,
the riders were a little slower and easier to pick off, which made
for fun “target” practice. Everyone was having great fun and
enjoying the sunshine and the nice weather.
With the new day,
Bill's job went from fairly easy (be awake and helpful every 6 hours)
to incredibly difficult (be awake and helpful every 50 minutes or so,
ingratiate yourself to the folks who can help us out of the jam we're
in, grab some internet time from the race director, start calling
around to figure out how to get the car fixed....). He made it look
easy. Of course I only saw a tiny fraction of the action, and when I
was there he was 110% there for me. One lap when I came in Ron
Swift's truck was re-charging our batteries so that we could keep
refrigeration going (thank you so much!!!!)
As the day wore on,
my lap times were up, then down, then up a bit, depending on shifting
winds, porta-potty stops, and the like. I was right on the edge of
being able to do 11 laps, which would've been a great result.
Eventually when I came in, the Astro was on a tow dolly, ready to be
hauled up to Indio to be repaired. Against very long odds, Bill had
managed to find a place that would replace the fuel pump on Saturday,
and have it ready for us after the race! He made the tow truck driver
wait while I pitted, which amused the driver quite a bit.
At some point he
mentions that “Vic is here”. Vic Armijo (if you know him, you
probably know him from RAAM Media One) is a Humboldt guy, too. He's
currently living in Big Bear while Kathy is on assignment down there.
He's an amazing photographer, and took these pictures of me during
the race. He took a lot of other people's pictures, too, but they
have their own stories to tell.
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| Aaaw, he even turned his signature pink for me (-: |
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| Vic nearly called this photo "in the pink". Unfortunately, I was already feeling a bit green. |
Now our stuff –
or at least what of it was spread out on the lawn in front of the
school, yard-sale fashion. Ron Swift's team (thanks again!!!) let us
store our popsicles in their freezer, which was great because that is
exactly what I was craving. If you have never had a rice pudding
popsicle, you should. In Spanish, the word is “paleta” - little
shovel – which is good to know since I've never seen these morsels
in places where English was the predominant language. They are
available in many flavors. Look for “Arroz con leche” if you'd
like to try rice pudding!
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| Paleta Arroz con Leche - YUM! About 300 calories in this little gem... |
In the early laps,
I pressed to build up some time cushion. Sometime late morning to
early afternoon, the hotfoot monster got to be a little harder to
handle. More ibuprofen – okay, a little better. Eventually it got
warm enough outside that dumping water on my head and torso seemed
like a good idea. I never felt hot, exactly – but it did occur to
me that the conjunction of 2PM + slightly sleepy might have something
to do with the heat of the day. Winds picked up in the daytime and in
the moment they seemed very capricious – seldom the same two laps
in a row. In retrospect, there was a very orderly progression of
valley winds from NW to WNW to WSW to SSW. One or two laps it seemed
like a headwind was dogging me the whole way around – then the next
lap a friendly bit of tailwind would appear where one had never been.
Pretty typical racing stuff.
In mid-afternoon the hotfoot came back with a vengeance. By this time
I was starting to feel a bit nauseated, so I knew that more ibuprofen
would be a bad idea. I had underfueled a bit and it was catching up
to me. I asked Bill for some “where am I” guidance: 400 miles was
going to be a soft target so long as I kept riding, none of the other
female competitors was close, and my main rabbit was about 45 minutes
back. Dialing it back served both my feet and my stomach, so that's
what I did. In the end game, you have a choice: cater to the weakest
link, or risk catastrophe. This is why I worked hard early on – to
have the option to play it safe.
Before I took off for what would be my last lap, Bill informed me
that he would probably not be there at the finish – he was heading
to Indio to retrieve the van via – I kid you not - “Yellow Cab of
the Desert”. He'll leave stuff for me at the start/finish. I
imagined him being swept away by Omar, the camel, the whole nine
yards, but evidently he had a very smooth, fast trip with a guy who
was a local and an excellent tour guide. It's starting to get dark.
Lights on, I head off one more time.
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| Despite my concerns, the Taxi of the Desert was apparently a Crown Vic. |
Down the long stretch of Harrison toward 66th. The wind is
totally flat, which I appreciate. A couple of 6 hour guys pass me,
fast and furious. Turn onto 66th. Still calm, starting to
get darker. Then a car flashes its lights at me. RATS! After 12
hours, my headlight has finally conked out. I know that I've got a
20-minute emergency reserve on it, but I guess I'd better save it for
when it's REALLY dark. Pull over and switch it off. Fortunately the
back-up light (a Blackburn Flea) is still lit. Just to be safe, I
switch it to flash mode; that way it will last a bit longer. Past the
turn onto Pierce, past the official at the Rez road intersection.
Still no wind. Oh. It would be a bit LESS dark if I took the
sunglasses off....just about then, the Flea sputters from dim to dark, too. Now
I've got to get home quickly – I don't have much reserve light
power at all, and the very last thing I want to do is to race 400
miles into a DQ. Soooo....pull over again, switch the light back on,
and do my very best impression of someone who's riding a bike kinda
quickly.
It worked – at least, I arrived at the finish line with my light still on, and rolled
through at a little past 5:30, leaving about a half an hour on the
clock. I was okay with that. I'd punched over 400 without long-loop support, I'd
beaten my rabbit, and I was the womens' world champion. Enough already! Getting off the
bike was comical. My legs wanted to keep spinning. Then my stomach
wanted to keep spinning. Guess who won that battle? Yup.
After I puked, some adventurous soul put a camera in my face and
interviewed me. I have not seen that video, but I imagine it's
hilarious. I got into some clean(er) dry(er) warm(er) clothes that
Bill had left and took up a cheering position next to Vic (my actual
cheering was on the feeble side, but I was there in spirit) until
Bill got back. After what seemed like a very long time of me sitting
and alternatively sipping 7Up and NOT sipping 7Up, The Red Pearl
sailed back to the race site. Bill packed everything up, then we said
our goodbyes and thank-yous (not enough of the latter, sorry if we
missed you!) and headed home.
The trip home was supremely uneventful. We made it as far as the top
of the Grapevine before hanging it up for the night. I managed to
sleep a little bit and woke to a much happier stomach. You'd think
I'd sleep like a stone after being up for so long; not so! The Sunday
drive was LONG, but we made it. I actually drove for an hour or so
when Bill finally wore out in southern Humboldt county. We picked up
Cog, our faithful dog, who was staying at the El Rancho Turk.
A couple of notes about the race. People presume that a flat race is
an “easy” race; not necessarily so. On flat ground, you are
either pedaling or slowing. In a race, slowing isn't so good, so you
are pedaling constantly. I figure that my feet were turning nearly 23
out of the 24 hours. Training specificity is something that I think a
lot of people overlook for a long, flat timetrial. Climbing hills is
great training, but it does give you occasional relief. I am actually
blessed with some really flat, boring places to train here: my 10x
Samoa loops, 150-lap neighborhood 200k, and even the long, headwindy
trips back from Breakfast in Miranda runs put the right kind of load
on my legs.
I also benefited greatly from having a very simple bike setup.
Friction shifting, fresh chain/cassette and tires, and a dialed-in
bike all meant that I had zero mechanical issues. I have a light
system with more than enough light to make it through the night (if
I'd have been thinking, I could've turned it off the last hour of the
morning before I came in from the second loop and avoided the problem
in the final lap...), so I didn't have to do any swaps. More light
might have been better/faster, but I think I maximized what I did
have by using less early (when there was a moon and there were other
racers in the vicinity) and more on the second lap.
I cut it pretty close on clothing (almost too chilly on the second lap), but I think the capilene tee was a great choice - just warm enough, and it had already been well tested in the heat.
And...dates
are really good race fuel.
Bill was a total rock throughout this whole adventure. Never panicked, always there, always upbeat, always taking care of business. You'd imagine that after this experience I would never, ever even consider doing a race without Bill on the crew. Guess what? You'd be wrong. And you'd be wrong because I happen to know that if there is anything that Bill is better at than crewing, it's being an AWESOME teammate. Next up...Bill and I are racing RAW as a 2x team. We've already rented out the Adobe Cottage down at Oceanside, and we're expecting to have a Most Excellent (if slightly pirate-themed) Adventure. We're recruiting crew....
Still the luckiest person in the world, and signing off....Sandy
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